Merch is coming. Probably.

Here's the pitch, since honesty is the house style: the workbench is free forever, and the merch is how the lights stay on. T-shirts. Coffee mugs. Possibly a hat nobody asked for. A tote bag for carrying your unfinished projects.

None of it exists yet — we can barely finish a blog post, let alone a supply chain — but if enough people say "shut up and take my money," we'll make it real.

So — would you actually buy a Latrop T-shirt? Drop your email below (kept private; we're not going to sell it — we can't even sell shirts yet) and sign the guestbook while you're here. When the merch drops, you'll be the first to know.